Boy Did I goof

11/11/14
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I'm So sorry My last Story wasn't edited.I was I such A hurry That I didn't take the time to edit the story.I feel like a terrible writer that I din't have anyone edit my Story.I will Make Sure that Story Is edited before I re-post it.My bad again.

The triphttp://www.ramonchen.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/SFGiants-2012-WS-Celebration1.jpg

10/29/14
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The trip

Dryden Fletcher

I will tell you a tale about a boy that never ever like to go on vacations. But this story is not about some boy complaining about going to Bermuda; this story is about a boy that had to see his teacher on his vacation.

“Mom the whole point of vacations is to not see your teacher!” Joey complained.

“This will be a special moment that you will treasure for all your life,” His mom  snapped back.

“Ya, sure” Joey said.

Well ,I think it would be a good idea to leave these two alone and move along with the story.The Fletcher's were a family of just three people: a mom His mom, a dad Charles, and a boy(joey) about the age of eleven. They would be leaving for their annual trip to Washington. But here’s the catch. Joey math teacher Mrs. Huckleberry had just moved there the summer. So for Joey that meant every time he went to Washington he would have to see his teacher. So my friends just sit back and relax and enjoy the story!

“ Joey wake up time to leave,” His mom  called from downstairs.

“Wait, why it’s four in the mourning!” Joey said a little annoyed that he had been woken up.

“Joey, today we have a plane to catch,” His mom  said.

“Fine,” Joey grunted and began to get dressed.

“Joey come on our flight leaves in three hour!” His mom  yelled

“wonderful, then i have just the right amount of time to do my hair” Joey said with a jump in his voice

“Joey, i know you're going to be mad at me but right now your hair really doesn't matter,”she hissed as she said that

“fine mom i know how much this trip means to you so i will look like an idiot just for you” Joey said as he came down the stairs

“ Joey you do know you look pretty just the way you are,” she assured

“you're just saying that cause your my mom,” and with that we walked out of the door

When Joey got to the airport he realized something,

“mom we have to go home right now!” Joey said in a voice that sounded like trouble

“ Joey if you forgot your suitcase then will go back but if you forgot your Heat  hat we wont go back,” His mom  said annoyed

“never mind” Joey said ashamed

Joey new his way around the airport like it was his own house,That because the airport was like his second home. he would take like at least 10 times a year. His family really liked to travel,(he only like to travel if they were going to a Heat  away game.)But today he just put his headphones in and walked to their terminal.

“Joey i’m going to get coffee want anything?” she asked

“um.. no thank,” Joey said kindly

Just as His mom  got back they started to board

“first class or MVP gold members” the women said over the mic

“well that's us” Joey said

Joey and His mom  ( his dad could never travel he always had work) were MVP members because the would travel so much.The funny part was that His mom  loved being MVP members and thought it was a honor meanwhile Joey really didn't care as long as he got on the plane.

“here mom let me get your bag” Joey offered

“ oh Joey you're the sweetest,” His mom  said blushing

“ya sure” he thought

“mom you want the window seat today?” Joey asked

“um no thank you, you can have it,” His mom  said

Joey loved it when he had the window because that meant that he could pull the shield down put his hood up listen to his sleep music (R&B soul) and he wouldn't have to sound rude and say

“could you please put the windshield down”

Joey loved to be on a plane. he thought it was just the coolest thing ever.All the technology to make the thing fly and all the fuel to power it just amazed him (he was a plane nerd)He also thought that it must be a pain in the but to fly a plane because one wrong move and you just killed one-hundred people.

“Joey,Joey,Joey you want anything from the drink cart?” he mom asked

“um...maybe just a coke,” he said falling back to sleep

In about half an hour Joey was awoken by the women on the microphone telling them that they had reach their destination. he saw that His mom had put his tray table up and that his backpack had been put under the seat in front of him.And also his coke was in his lap.

“Thank you,” he mumbled

“your welcome,”His mom replied stroking his hair

the rest of the day kinda went by in a blur.All he could remember was the taxi ride and jumping into his bed in the vacation home.

The next day Joey woke up to the sound of sizzling sausage,And His mom  singing.His mom  had the prettiest voice ever.She never missed a note and always seem to have the pitch perfect.

He couldn't wait to get downstairs and eat His mom  delicious sausages and toast.He decided that he wouldn't get dressed and wait until after breakfast

“morning sweetie,  why aren't you dressed?” His mom asked

“well i smelled your sausages and heard your singing and I Thought i might wait until after breakfast.”him mumbled

“good heavens no Your teacher going to be here in half an hour, Now go get dressed”His mom  ordered

“what?!?!...and who I don’t remember any teacher saying they lived here!”Joey said snarling

“Don’t talk like that,”His mom scolded

“I thought the point of vacation was to not see your Teacher!”Joey screamed and just like that he ran to his room ( with his sausages and toast)

In about half an hour Joey heard a knock on his door and knew that meant his teacher Mrs.huckleberry was here.

“Joey Mrs.Huckleberry is here,”His mom  called from downstairs

“OK, i’ll be there in a second,” he called back

“Hello Mr.Joey”Mrs.Huckleberry said in her high pitch voice

imagine the worst teacher(make it a girl) you ever had.Now give it one buck tooth a few missing teeth,Also give it short gray curly hair and a freckles and one big mole under the right eye and BAM you have her.

“Hello Mrs. huckleberry” Joey said grimacing

“OK so...why don’t we have some lemonade on the patio,”His mom  suggested

“I don’t want to seem rude but do you have anything else?”Mrs.Huckleberry inquired

“well we have diet coke,”His mom  murmured

“Well that very kind of you but I think i’ll just have water,” Mrs. Huckleberry said

“Joey why don’t you show Mrs.Huckleberry to the patio”His mom  said

“yes Mom” Joey said imitating a robot

“so Joey how has your trip been?” Mrs.Huckleberry asked

“well I've only been here for 24 hours so not much of a trip yet,”Joey joked

Mrs.Huckleberry just looked at him like he was a kid that had just told her that a dog had eaten their homework.Joey quickly realized that and change his answer to

“well first we got here and I went to bed and I think my mom did some gardening but I don’t know and this morning I watch TV” Joey paused to take a breath “ and ate my favorite breakfast Sausage and toast,And now I’m visiting with you.” Joey said gasping for breath

“well that seems wonderful,” Mrs.Huckleberry sang

“oh great”Joey thought” I have a singing Math Teacher,Hopefully she doesn't start singing about fractions”

Just then His mom  came in Holding two lemonades and a water also she had a big plate of cheese,crackers and olives.When Mrs.Huckleberry saw the cheese plate she began to sing

“ooh goody cheese,olives, my favorite”

“Creepy”Joey thought to himself

“so tell How Joey doing in school?”His mom  inquired

“well...um...he really knows his fractions and his knows his algebra well,”Mrs.Huckleberry stuttered

“err...Mrs.Huckleberry are you OK?” His mom  asked

“oh...ya I just forgot i was allergic to olives”Mrs.Huckleberry whimpered

“oh..my lord I’m so sorry here let me take the olives away and we’ll do something else?” His mom  suggested

“OK that sounds wonderful”Fretted Mrs.Huckleberry

“Joey would you show Mrs.Huckleberry to the game room” His mom instructed

“OK,Follow Me Mrs.Huckleberry down to the game room,” Joey bellowed like a tour guide

“OK?”Mrs.Huckleberry said

“what's in here?”Mrs.Huckleberry asked

“well in the game room we have a bar, a flat screen TV with huge sound systems, what else oh ya a dartboard and a pool table.” Joey informed

“I think i would like to watch some TV,Could you put it on discovery channel?”Mrs.Huckleberry asked.

“actually the world series is on and it game seven so it’s kinda important,”Joey winced

“Alright but as soon as your world series over we switch it to discovery channel,”Mrs.Huckleberry added

Joey grumbled “fine”

Just then Joey mom came in the room with crackers.

“Can you have crackers,”Joey mom asked

“yes i can have crack-”Mrs.Huckleberry started

Just then Joey started to yell,

“what is it”His mom  asked

Joey said”listen

Hunter pence up to bat,Here the pitch fastball ball down the middle.Strike one.

“what it it”Mrs.Huckleberry asked

Joey snapped back “shh,”

Here the Pitch outside ball one.The count is 1-1,The catcher calls time to talk to the pitcher.The next pitch is coming soon and this is a fastball ball straight down the middle this time hunter  gets it and hits the ball far far this could the game and its still going and its out bye bye the giants have won the 2010 world series With a walk off home run by Hunter pence

“yes did you hear that mom we won the world series yes yes yes!!!”Joey yelled

“excuse me but does he mean by they won the world series?”Mrs. Huckleberry asked

“it means,”Joey mom paused “That the giant are like the big winner,”

“I don’t get it,”Mrs.huckleberry said

“i don't either but go along with it,”Joey mom smiled

The rest of the trip was basically Joey was happy for his giants won the series. Joeys mom and Mrs.Huckleberry got together and garden before they knew it Joey was going back to school and saw his teacher in school again and Life was pretty much back to normal except that the giants won the world series.Well my Friends i think that the end of are story so goodbye for now.

The end

update

10/23/14
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Hello readers. Sorry i haven't been posting story.I will soon get back to that (writing hard).But since i don't have anything will give you a book review.  


The story I choose was the maze runner.I choose this story because it is action pack and full of adventure and will keep you on your feet.If you haven't read the book then you should.If you are a big action person this is for you.DON'T READ THIS IF YOU HAVEN'T READ THE BOOK. I think that it stupid that the kids are sent up to the maze when they are innocent.I know that it to help them with the flare but still it just flat out Dume. I think it would be better if they didn't erased the kids memory,That's another thing i didn't like about the book,What is the point of them losing their memory i mean they have some right to know who their parents where and how the got in the mess.Another thing that distrubed me is that Gally (a boy) shoudn't have stab chuck.(That made me cry)
The characters
Thomas-The main characters
Chuck-Thomas best friend
Newt-A leader
Gally-Sorta the bad guy
Theresa-The only girl                                                                                    
                                                                                       

Wake up

10/17/14
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                          Wake up                               

                      By Dryden Fletcher

It was the night before Christmas and all through the house not a creature was stirring except the new toy robot. Wait hold,

is that right? A toy robot was moving.

Ohh my goodness the toys are moving. How could that be? Ohh ya I forgot the toys were from Santa Claus so that means they're magical.

But, my Friends, the boy doesn’t know that, so let this be our little secret, Ok? Thank you.

“Goodnight, Mr.panda. Goodnight, Robby Robot. Goodnight Jumpy Kangaroo Goodnight Thomas the train goodnight zoomy the car and goodnight bobby bear ,” the clueless boy said

“Psst...bobby bear is the boy asleep?” Zoomy the car asked

“Yes I think so,”Bobby the bear replied

“Alright let get this party started!” Mr.Panda yelled (he was the party person)

“Shhh,Mr.Panda you don’t want to wake the boy,”Thomas the train hushed(he was the party pooper)

“come on Thomas chillax ,”Jumpy Kangaroo chuckled

“Alright but you can never be too cautious,”Thomas put in

“Ya sure whatever lets go get some food,”bobby bear suggested

Everyone agreed that i was a good idea (since they only eat once a day) The toys only had one problem.The parents stayed up later then the boy did so they would have to watch out and make sure no one found out there little secret.

Everyone had different positions in this process.Zoomy would drive around the kitchen and make sure no one was coming.If he saw someone he would flash his headlight and look like the boy left him there. Thomas job was to carry the food back to the room.If someone coming he would Put a cloth over the food and act like the boy left him there.Jumpy kangaroo job was to put the food in thomas.If he saw someone coming he would just lie down,And hope that no one saw him.Mr.panda and booby bear were the ones to go in the fridge and pantry and get the food.If they saw the headlights they would just fall right out of the fridge or pantry (being stuffed animals it wouldn't hurt them)Then once they all had the food they would take turns coming back to it didn't look like a parade.

“Umm...Guys I think we have to cancelled are daily meal,”Thomas said

“Come on Thomas stop lying i'm hungry,”Mr.Panda roared

“Alright you guys can get caught but I'm not getting caught,”Bobby said

“Alright you dirty liar let me to the front of the line and see…”Mr.Panda yelled

Suddenly Mr.panda stop right in the middle of His sentence Then he turned around and yelled

“Guys run where gonna get caught the humans are still eating dinner!”

“What that's impossible,”Jumpy Kangaroo called back

“Its Christmas i forgot that they eat dinner later,”Zoomy called back

Jumpy kangaroo painted “Well that was a bummer,”

“Well the animals where on there way when all of the sudden  the boy came running downstairs and yelled

“Daddy two things,One has Santa come and two why are my toys alive?” the boy asked

“What son, I thought i heard you say you toys where alive?” His dad chuckled from downstairs

“Yes dad i said my toys are alive,”the boy repeated

“Well son thats impossible,Now go back to bed before Santa Claus comes don’t want him to skip us do you?”his dad teased

“Yes daddy i will right away good night,”the boy yelled and ran back upstairs

“Pheww that was a close one,” bobby bear signed

“Agreed,”the rest of the gang said

well I think it safe to say that the boy had a magical Christmas and a meet and great for the toys.The boy got some new toys,And the toys got some new friends (Teenage Mutant ninja turtle,Bugs bunny and many more) Well i don” think there much to say but watch out,If your food starts to go missing its because of your toys.

The Dog Pound

10/16/14
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The Dog Pound

by Dryden Fletcher

“Douglas . . . Douglas . . . Douglas, come on you don’t want to be late for picking out your first pet,” his mom called.

“Ok mom, just give me a second,” Douglas replied.

Douglas was five, and he loved animals. His mom would sign him up for every animal camp there was; he also would beg his neighbors if he could watch their animals when they were gone. But today all the babysitting would stop because Douglas would be getting his own Dog!

“Douglas come on!” his mom screamed from downstairs

“Alright alright, Mom,” Douglas said laughing, “I just wanted to get all my dog stuff ready.”

“Alright Douglas, I know this is a big day for you but we have to pick the dog together,” his mom said.

“Alright alright but I get the final say,” Douglas teased.

“That seems like a fair deal,” his mom replied. “Now get in the car and let’s go”

“Yay!”

When they got to the dog pound, Douglas could hardly believe his eyes.There were poodles, golden retrievers, and even bulldogs.Douglas turned to  his mom and asked,

“Mom, can we get them all?” but didn’t wait for the answer.

“Well Douglas, we can’t get them…” his mom started.

“Can we get this bulldog puppy?” Douglas interrupted. “Please, I just love the way he looks at me.”

The bulldog puppy looked like a old wrinkled up paper bag, and his mouth flopped over his face and it skin was all loose and hairless.

“Well I guess...But you sure you want a bulldog?” his mom warned.

“Yes, I promise I to feed him, and take him for walks, and definitely pick up his poop,” Douglas promised.

“Alright, I guess you can have him,” his mom moaned.

“Yay! Thank you, I love you so much!” Douglas yelled so that everyone at the pound heard him.

“Come here, you little bulldoggie,” Douglas gently said.

So before his mom knew it they had a little bulldog. And a crazy amount of food and toys.

“Ohh brother, what did I get myself into?” his mom thought to herself.

And all the way home Douglas sang this song to his little puppy.

“Ohh, I got a little puppy a puppy a puppy I got a little puppy his name Johnny Cash ohh I got a little puppy a puppy I got a little puppy his name is Johnny Cash.”

“Well Douglas, I think dad is really going to like Johnny Cash,” his mom said.

“Ya, I bet Dad is going to just adore him since he had a bulldog too” Douglas added.

“Well honey, were almost home so I think you should show Johnny Cash the back yard and where he will be sleeping,” his mom suggested.

“Ya that will be perfect and can he sleep in the kitchen for the first year of his life at our house?” Douglas asked.

His mom sighed, “Well, I guess.”

“Yay the just wonderful! don’t you think Johnny Cash?” Douglas asked the dog.

“Ryp yip,” Johnny Cash barked (or yipped).

“Well honey, we’re at home so take the dog to the backyard and let him sniff it out,” his mom ordered.

“OK mom,” Douglas said (not really listening).

When Douglas and his dog got to the backyard Johnny Cash, immediately ran in circles (like all dogs do) and then out of nowhere he started to yip at the bushes. Douglas just thought he was barking at nothing and was getting ready to show him the inside of his house when out of nowhere at big black crow came out of the bushes. Douglas knew that a crow could easily eat his little dog. So in a split seconded Douglas scooped up his little dog and ran into the house.

“Douglas, honey why did you come running in?” his mom questioned.

“Ohh nothing much, just a big black crow,” Douglas sassed.

“Well honey, how about some food and water for Johnny Cash?” his mom offered.

“Ya that sounds good,” Douglas uttered.

“Hi honey, I’m home,” their dad yelled from the other room.

Their dad was a tall skinny man about the age of thirty-seven. And he had a British accent (being from England).

“Hi sweetie, guess what Douglas got today?” his mom smiled.

“Umm… I’m clueless what?” his dad teased.

“Rip rip rip,” Johnny cash ripped.

“Well it sounds like we have a new,” his dad proclaimed.

“Ya we do Dad,I just got him yesterday,” Douglas informed.

“Well guys and dogs, I think it’s a good time to start eating,” his mom suggested.

Douglas’s family ate dinner a different way than most people.They have dessert first and and the main course last (their mom thought it was a good idea to get the bad food out of the way).  

“So Dad, what did you do today?” Douglas  asked.

“Well today I promoted someone up and put some more money in our bank,” Douglas,s dad boasted.

“Well Dad, guess what I got today, wait it’s obvious I got a puppy,” Douglas claimed.

“Well douglas I think it’s time for you to go to bed,” his mom ordered.

“Ok...But just for tonight can Johnny Cash sleep with me?” Douglas pleaded.

“Alright but only if you get ready in the next twenty minutes,” his mom joked (Douglas didn’t know that).

“OK,” was all his mom and dad could hear because he started to run up the stairs faster than a road runner.

Ten minutes later Douglas was downstairs in his rocket PJ’s and stuffed bear all in his hand and his teeth were as clean as can be.

“Well Douglas, that was the fastest you ever changed into your PJ’s, brushed your teeth, and found Mr.Bear bear,” his mom congratulated.

“Well ya, I really want to sleep with Johnny Cash” Douglas said.

“Well that what you’ll be doing” his dad declared.

“Thanks a lot guys!” Douglas added.

Just then Johnny Cash came running downstairs with a big black thing in his mouth.

“Mommy, Daddy, what did Johnny Cash catch?” Douglas asked, looking at his mom and dad.

“Well I don’t know son, but I think it’s Mr.Crow crow your stuffed crow,” his dad said.

“Ohh...I think I know why he has a crow.”

“Why?” his parents asked.

Douglas continued, “Well when I first showed him around in the backyard he saw a crow and started ripping at it like crazy, and I think since he found a crow (or something like a crow), he thinks he caught it.”

Just then Johnny Cash dropped the bird in front of them.The stuffing was all ripped out of it and the bird’s tail had been destroyed. And the whole family just stared at the bird and then laughed.

“Well Douglas, I think you picked the right dog,” his dad laughed.

“Ya Dad, I sure did.”